I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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