dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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