So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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