BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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