Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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