i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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