i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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