Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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