I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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