Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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