you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my being single is dangerous.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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