somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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