it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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