bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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