After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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