you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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