We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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