Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We had sex on a dog bed..
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