well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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