We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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