she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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