hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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