no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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