I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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