Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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