omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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