butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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