sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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