She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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