She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you had me at cake vodka
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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