Will you blow on my dice?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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