They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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