Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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