i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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