Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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