I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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