You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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