i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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