doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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