you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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