Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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