remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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