Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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