Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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