BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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