sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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