this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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