Im at strip club and am horny
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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