I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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