North Korea, Best Korea!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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