You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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