Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Who died my cat blue again?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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