can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
where are my eyebrows?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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