We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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